Darknut Cozynut

"Welcome, friends. You wish to hear my story? Well, let me assure you it is not for the faint of heart. It has been a long time since I left my life of war and destruction behind me, to find a new path, if you like. I have seen many things. Many, many things indeed. Some wonderous, some dangerous, some quite bizarre. And from all these things I have seen, I have taken one simple fact to heart: regardless of the problems you face, there is always a solution.

In my many travels and adventures, I know of only one who embodied that wholesome truth more than anything else. He was many things- a skilled explorer, a resourceful fighter, a brilliant planner and tactician- but of all things, what no one could deny about him... was his sheer, limitless determination. Many obstacles, many enemies he faced, and nothing seemed to bother him or stop him. He failed to let anything prevent him from achieving his goals. What were his goals, you ask?

Well, sit down, and I shall tell you. I shall tell you his story."